A tourist went to the countryside for holidays, came to an inn and shouted: “Please, help me! My mother in law had just fallen in a marsh, and her legs are going to be sunk”.
- Don’t worry - a local people said - Wait, after I finish this cup of wine. I will help your mother in law pulling her legs out of the marsh.
- Thank you - the tourist said - I also drink one cup while waiting for you.
- Let’s go - after drinking that cup of wine, the local people said - Now maybe the sand reaches to your mother’s knees!
- Maybe not - the tourist said - I forgot telling you that, she felt upside down.